CHEYENNE, Wyo. — The world is rapidly changing. One thing that has stayed the same? The Cheyenne Police Department remains the dad joke social media king of the noble state of Wyoming.
This is not new information. At this point, the Cheyenne Police Department is like the Chrissy Teigen of public agencies, if there is such a thing.
Nevertheless, the abundance of dad jokes coming from Cheyenne is always worth a laugh. And since we have not written about them for nearly a year (seriously … the last Cheyenne Police Department post on 9NEWS.com was May 2019 … I checked), here’s a round-up of what the officers who “Protect the Legend” have been up to.
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Vehicles in places they shouldn't be
Is this an art installation, or a traffic mistake? Let Cheyenne Police unpack it for you.
REMEMBER TO SEPARATE YOUR PAPER AND LEAD WEIGHTS, PEOPLE.
Honestly, I'm not mad. Just impressed.
Some subtle cop humor
Hey Colorado people: Just a reminder that losing your weed is legitimately a crime in Wyoming.
This actually seems like a great present!
This criminal should have done the reading.
This alien abduction ended well.
Proper use of the distracted boyfriend meme.
"Frozen 2" is right outside your window!
The best description of Sturgis ever?
No time is good for a DUI, especially this one.
And here's the most Wyoming thing we saw today!
Meet some (not) smooth criminals
Why the hate for pineapple pizza?!
For what it's worth, you don't need a special occasion to wear tiger pants.
There's nothing like a well-timed "Twilight" reference to find wanted suspects.
It's unclear how much these luxury accommodations will cost.
Finally, meet a brazen criminal with the audacity to hop into a police car.
Still here? Here's some more dad humor.
Is there a good way to say "we're taking your drugs?"
Speaking of drug take back, here's a concept we've never heard of: prescription tootsie rolls.
"Drive safely and be on the lookout for that one kid who keeps wandering into the street because his mask is on sideways (and parents, while it's fun to point and laugh, if that's your kid, get his head straight and help him cross the road!)."
Finally, meet a kid who is all of us when we've had too much "Kool-Aid."
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